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smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

(via doctorwho)

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neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

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science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

(Source: jake--from--statefarm, via skibblezing)

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therealeovaldez:

steverogrs:

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

also

  • YOO HOO big summer blowout

Make sure to say the “blowout” at the that moment for extra kink

(Source: literallyrad, via kaileighmarie)

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mydrunkkitchen:

hartosexualambersexual:

The thing that this does to me… unf.

Oh girl I didn’t even notice

mydrunkkitchen:

hartosexualambersexual:

The thing that this does to me… unf.

Oh girl I didn’t even notice

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ianbrooks:

Study in Bird Motion by Joyce Lin

Artist: Behance

(via hereinidaho)

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